Arnold Schwarzenegger Gives Good Commentary (and Continues to Make DVDs Relevant) [Video]
There are two theories at work here. A) Arnold doesn't quite understand what the purpose of a commentary track is, or B) He is actually narrating Total Recall for blind people. Either way, it's friggin' hilarious. (very slightly NSFW) More »

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